A dad joke and a haïku? What a treat.
I really like this
Both a dad joke and haiku!
Perfect comedy
its funny how literally the only thing holding this website together is the fact that its kind of old fashioned and not tiktokky or algorithmy and now staff are trying to fuck that up
Everytime I see tumblr try to pull a "let's make it more like this other social media platform" I think of an experiment where Coke did a blind taste test against Pepsi products and found most people prefer the taste of pepsi so they changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi. The product performed terribly. Shockingly, the people who preferred pepsi were just going to drink pepsi and the people who preferred coke didn't want a drink something that tasted like pepsi. People choose social medias and basically anything for what differentiates them from alternatives
If you go to pour a cup of delicious, citrusy orange juice, you want the orange juice containers to be properly labeled so you don't accidentally pour yourself a cup of freaking scrambled eggs (being saved for camping in an OJ jug) instead.
We're here for the OJ.
Stop trying to feed us eggs.
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